Fuck me sideways, did you just “lol” me? That is utterly unfair, because there is no coming back from when someone lols you. Well fucking played. Slain!

Happy to oblige:

“Becky” is a racist and sexist and slut-shaming slang term. Very glad to see Jezebel is loosening up.

I taught them to write a convincing personal essay—a task that generally requires identifying some insight, usually gained over some period of growth. And growth often depends on hardship,

This was just as painful a humor failure:

Not feeling the outrage here. Funny? No. Something to get your undies in a bunch over? Nah.

Meh. It’s a bad (as in, unfunny) joke, but I’m not entirely sure the outrage is justified.