Fuck me sideways, did you just “lol” me? That is utterly unfair, because there is no coming back from when someone lols you. Well fucking played. Slain!

Happy to oblige:

“Becky” is a racist and sexist and slut-shaming slang term. Very glad to see Jezebel is loosening up.

I taught them to write a convincing personal essay—a task that generally requires identifying some insight, usually gained over some period of growth. And growth often depends on hardship,

Internet mob not understanding that people like privacy -now there’s a shock.

My father was a native Hawaiian. Its always nice to see enlightened liberals throwing around Haole like its any different than nigger.

Umm OK, this isn't some amazing rainforest view or something he's blocking. It's a damn pasture. This is just sour grapes from the locals.

Uh on, he’s “building a wall”... must be a Trump supporter, must be Republican, must be a total idiot!!!!!

Maybe he doesn’t want unwanted visitors looking at his property, sneaking onto his grounds, paparazzi taking pictures of his family having bbq’s on their patio. He is a well known person and people like him don’t have much privacy. He has the resources to ensure that his family has the privacy that they deserve. It is…

Oh, look more Gawker whining ....

Who cares? It’s his property, he can do what he wants as long as he follows the laws.

How dare he choose to build a wall around his property. I’m sure if he just had a waist-high white picket fence, that would totally work out well for him.

This was just as painful a humor failure:

Not feeling the outrage here. Funny? No. Something to get your undies in a bunch over? Nah.

Meh. It’s a bad (as in, unfunny) joke, but I’m not entirely sure the outrage is justified.