Seriously, these gifs are cracking me up. I feel so wrong for laughing while this page is open on my computer.

*zips up pants*

"batshit insane"? I'm going with "up for anything"!

Sorry, I'ts ingrained in my DNA to call out automaker marketing BS, even technicalities.

NOOOOO IT WAS AUTO SAVING!!!!

Nah, just a budget cut.

Oh my god! This is awesome. Now if MINI was smart, and really thought of themselves in a "Porsche" way they should make this car the next JCW GP. Obviously have it be street legal, dashboard etc... sorta like the 997 GT3RS of MINIs.

I'm much more interested in seeing the repair bill.

Just be glad that Darrell Waltrip and his annoying brother are not part of the broadcast.

The 24 could have very easily started with "Boogity, Boogity, Boogity"

Typically I just yell "Last one to finish does the dishes" and make it a race.

Yup, love F.lux!

Install F.lux for late working/reading. Too much blue light late at night will disrupt your sleep cycles.

Also, wow. I spend all my time under old cars and this makes my E30's front end look like Tinkertoys.

THE PICTURE JALOPNIK WASN'T WILLING TO POST

Yeah, just me and the other 6.999 billion people in the world who didn't know about that. But thanks for the explanation.

XF-R/XF-RS

I can't believe I forgot to mention [F.lux] — it's one of my essential apps. It's added in there now, thanks for the reminder!

No mention of f.lux? It's a crossplatform program tha automatically dims the light of your computer when it's night outside, creating less eye strain. It takes a while to get used to the pinkish hue, but after that it's a godsend.