you could've used "this pulpfiction cosplay is one B.A.M.F "

note: pretty much every other option had the words "fuck", "fucks" or "motherfucker"

Would have been better if they were playing in cs_office.

its a tarp

Yeah! Fuck them for wanting compensation for time and work they put into it!

The wizard at my last job was even more irritating. Course, I don't have to mention the PC was crappy enough not to have enough RAM to animate it's disappearing animation properly. Oh, and it had a "security" "feature" which reset all the settings every. single. time. it was powered on...

I always change the assistant to the cat, because cats are cute and you don't get annoyed being constantly disturbed by them. :3

You forgot Publisher and Groove.

Ah! Welcome to life with Reddit young grasshopper! Make sure to read the top comment on everything on the front page, this way, when someone talks about it in a few days, you have something hilarious to say!

Apparently Access and Visio were kicked for being AFK

You could just stick with reddit then. That's where all the new stuff is. Apparently.

I clicked expand on your expand and the image got smaller! ;-;

You know, I would loose to this team and I wouldn't even be mad...

Damn low ping bastards!

EXPAND!

It looks like you're trying to git gud, but you got rekt scrub.

nobody likes Access

For the billionth time, Kotaku isn't a news site, it's a blog!

If the Team's name isn't office I WILL be disappointed.