I haven’t voted in a looooong time and have never been excited to vote for anyone, but I am psyched to vote for this man! He actually gives a shit about the American people, not about his ego, his ‘image’ or his ‘party’. That bullshit has helped to turn our federal government into a political staring contest.

You guys... I think I’m in love with Bernie. I DGAF who knows it anymore!

No, seriously, I am in love with Bernie Sanders. I want to eat his goddamned face off. HEY BERNIE, NETFLIX AND INCOME INEQUALITY?

He’s everything I want in a President. If he does not get the nomination I am issuing an empty threat to move to Nova Scotia.