Why would you feel sorry for her? She contributes nothing to society and has had everything handed to her for her entire life. Don’t feel sorry for her. Laugh at her when she gets a farm and figures out real work blows.

To be fair, that cat was a real sicko, and everyone knows that a cat will do anything up to and including ruining your life if you forget to give him wet food one day. A cat will literally plant evidence and make you go to jail forever to prove the point that the cat deserves wet food every night.

Hey, not to defend Florida Man but I once had a cat change the names of several of my songs on iTunes.

This is a case where gun control would save these people’s lives.

I think she cares a little too much about the trolls.

or perhaps - the rest of the *century*?

This is what Kardashians and Jenners do when they’re feeling neglected on social media. Post something vague like a sparkly ring. A suspicious bump won’t be far behind.

I have to get something off my chest. I have a pretty high tolerance for the Kardashians. I have never been bothered by them in the way that some people have, and I’ve even been entertained by them. But I just cannot deal with Kylie Jenner. Something about her really really bothers me.

I think we need a national holiday week when there’s a moratorium on Kardashian reporting.

Is Chris Martin wearing “flair” in that photo? Has he picked up a few shifts at the restaurant featured in the “Office Space” documentary?

How is that car even worth $90k. I wouldn’t pay a dime over $35k.

They do have a single editorial vision on many feminist issues, though, however unofficial and unannounced. Take a look at, for example, Burt’s position on female celebs who don’t call themselves feminists: before she was a writer, she was pretty clear that she didn’t think that calling them out and mocking them was…

She’ll probably be back next year.

I know I’m going to get flamed for this but as an EMT if I have a prisoner in the back of my rig, there is no goddamn way I’m going to transport without that prisoner being handcuffed to the cot. And an armed guard either riding with or following in another vehicle. I don’t care what you’re in for. You’re a PRISONER…

I think that the sheriffs are arguing that the correctional officers are the ones whose health and well being are being compromised by unshackled prisoners, and they do not see pregnancy as a sufficient reason to have an unshackled prisoners.

Lol, can we remember here that Martha had The Apprentice: Martha Stewart? That’s about as Z list as you can get.

Anyone going to jail will be depressed. It would be very difficult to keep all citizens with any depression in his or her past out of jail, simply because it would exacerbate the depression.

I have to say I’m not convinced that the state would have had a good case here. While everyone seems to be focusing on the fact that Sandra died in police custody, the prosecution would also have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that, at a minimum, specific police conduct leading to the death amounted to criminal…

I think she’s related to the Jenner brothers? Wait, the man her mom is divorcing right now was once married to the Jenner brother’s mom. Her stepsisters are the Jenners’ stepsisters? How many degrees of Kevin Bacon does it take before it’s not weird? So many question marks.

I know I’m the minority, and will be told that I’m just envious and yadda yadda. But there’s a point where someone’s extreme conventional attractiveness sort of voids their appearance of being distinctly human. I can’t help but love imperfections (no, not sexy scarring or any bullshit like that) but real physical…