My dorm in Denmark had heated floors in the bathroom and it was AMAZING

Why in the blue hell would you put heated floor controls in the shower? You may walk out of the shower barefoot, but you walk into it the same way.

I keep thinking “What? I thought David Foster Wallace died? Oh, wait, there’s no “ Wallace”. Who are these people?” Every. Time.

Cos she’s married to Chandler!

pretty sure justin theroux is climbing the ranks of my male celebrity crushes. (especially because i JUST found out that he played the deranged DJ in zoolander.)

um excuse me Bobby where is DOUBLE CREATURE FEATURE

I’m actually shocked that Nik Richie defines this as rape and was so serious about it. He’s like the patron saint of Men’s Rights Activists

How wealthy were his parents, out of curiosity? Like McMansion-rich, or Swiss bank account rich? What is the cut-off for wealth to become afflicted with “affluenzia”?

Yeah, I’ve been blackout drunk and when I spoke to friends the next day talking about just how drunk I had been because I couldn’t remember things, they would be shocked because to them I had seemed perfectly normal. Blackout drunk doesn’t mean stumbling, slurring, and not being conscious. It just means you aren’t…

Yeah, this is a good point. I wonder if a lot of people think blacked out=passed out?

How would it be non-consensual? If you said yes, enthusiastically; not remembering it the next day (what a blackout is) negates that? How would anyone know that would happen? If I say yes, not remembering that doesn't take away the yes.

This. As a sober alcoholic in recovery, I can tell you I was a regular blackout drinker yet highly functional (I know, but fellow alcoholics will get what I am saying) so I routinely was acting totes normal to other people but because I honed the capacity to imbibe insanely large amounts of alcohol and still appear…

I think a lot of people when they hear “blackout drunk” assume the person was passed out, but that’s not the same thing. I think that’s where a lot of the blackout = rape comes from. I also have been blackout drunk but still together enough to talk to people and seem fairly normal. You can’t know today if this person…

If someone is drunk, but aware enough to be actively engaged in having sex with someone then it’s probably not rape. I don’t see how you could predict whether someone is too drunk to remember what happened the next day unless they are pretty much unconscious. From my experience, blackouts are not easily predictable.

Oh god me too! I hate to fly and getting on a plane is always a game of “how early can I board so there’s time to anxiety poo before take-off?!?” Because I’ve missed that window before and holding in diarrhea until the “stay in your seat” light goes off (take off is my worst fear) is hellish.

The first words both of my children heard me utter was “TAKE THE BABY I’M GOING TO THROW UP”

I’m a nervous pooper. Or more accurately, nerves will make me feel like I’m about to shit myself, even when I don’t actually have to go.

Mine is nervous poo. (Holds head in shame.)

It does for me. And sometimes it’s still cold coming back up. It really relieves a lot of pain/damage from stress puking.

This. My wife came out as trans right around the same time Caitlyn did. I was to root for Caitlyn so hard because I can see from my wife, what a source of comfort and inspiration it is to have highly visible trans women out there fighting the good fight. But God damn it, I tried and I can’t get behind Caitlyn. I can…