Jason Chaffetz can eat every bag of dicks. He might be the biggest douchewizard in Washington.

Nero likened himself to Apollo.

4. Sean Spicer yelled that Comey was fired into the hall so reporters would overhear and break the story. This was followed by Spicy hiding in the bushes to avoid real questions from media.

The funny (if that’s the right word) thing is, Elaine Benes couldn’t even get away with this kind of shit when she was being investigated for misusing the J. Peterman expense account.

It’s a new world. Partisanship is so extreme now that all these republicans know they don’t have to worry about what anyone thinks except for their extreme base. There are no repercussions electorally.

I grew up in the midwest, and we sometimes add an “r” in the middle.

Is it possible that Ted Cruz is not a great constitutional scholar or master debater...?

Boy, first we find out Paul Ryan isn’t a policy expert and now this. My faith in the party of Lincoln is starting to waver, guys...

My kid’s entire highschool jazz band went to this last year and had the time of their lives. My husband and I were going to sign up as chaperones and ditch the kids once we got there. However, some kid (ours) thought this would be a terrible idea for a few different reasons- mostly that we are hideously uncool and…

“Get the fuck off the court”

When Jimmy Kimmel opened up about his newborn baby’s condition earlier this week, he also said “If your baby is going to die and it doesn’t have to, it shouldn’t matter how much money you make”. To most people, that sounds like a reasonable thing to say. Not so to former congressman Joe Walsh, who said “Sorry Jimmy…

“Beckley is one of the larger towns in West Virginia and has a Starbucks, Ulta, Olive Garden, and airport”

I’m working on Sam Graves, R-MO. I *know* he lives around here and fuck me if he’s ever at work. He only shows up in DC to vote for a GOP proposal.

Wait your turn. President “I don’t like guys who were captured” will probably soon be convinced by his Republican pals that Disabled will trump Veteran, and they’ll start converting you and your comrades to their “American Health Care” plans so that the funds set aside for veterans’ care can be better spend on…

So sickening. All of those fuckers are so EVIL it takes my breath away. I’m supposed to meet up this weekend with friends who are Republicans. They didn’t vote or support Cheeto and are horrified by him but I know they still support the party in general. I’ll have to ask them how in the hell they can still support GOP…

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

Look, there has to be a way to compromise on these sorts of issues, right? Historically, humans have found ways to agree to disagree, so let’s look at the historical precedents: can we cut the babies in half?

I can testify to the truth of this—I once had anemia classified as a “preexisting condition” and my lovely insurance refused to cover a litany of blood tests I’d had to diagnose some lethargy I was experiencing. This was in 2005, and I had employer “provided” (provided I spend 10% of my check on it, anyway)…

And they’d charge you double.

I concur. The beverage makes Toxic Masculinity seem palatable. I’d have named it Energized Feminist Base or Sweet Misandry (bonus points because either name would rattle dipshit MRAs).

Often the little things scare me the most. The changes in acceptable behavior, the lowering of expectations. Our imprisonment in this system will be built upon not one sweeping change, but changes to several laws, some of them seemingly concerning smaller issues or things that don’t usually concern you or me.