julienheadley
Julien Headley
julienheadley

North Korea has rainbow farting unicorns - they're a shoe in to win.

You're right, of course. You're completely right. And I'm generally an anti-death penalty sort of guy. But stories like this makes my blood boil, and kindles my inner caveman's bloodthirsty tendencies.

Not everyone has enormous boobs. I don't, for example. And not everyone with large breasts is keen to show them

Without the annoying DJ shout-outs (would you shut up for a minute !?!):

I LOVE HER VOICE

I've been listening to her songs for the past half an hour. Fuck, she's good

Man, this guy sure could use a Union right about now.