Perlman helpfully volunteered to donate $50,000 to Black Lives Matter for the chance to kick the shit out of Ted Cruz on behalf of everyone who has ever heard of Ted Cruz.

Many men, who have been educated at our nation’s most prestigious higher educational institutions, have made the delibetate decision to get terrible haircuts just as Roddie, a mere high school graduate, did.

Judges would have also accepted:

Also, Warren can’t tweet without hate from Bernie supporters. It’s hard to shift support to him when you liked someone as amazing and who did so much as she has done when his supporters need reporting. Seriously, that hate can put such a bad taste in a person’s mouth, along with Bernie’s record of doing less than…

Nancy need to jump on him with both feet, first thing tomorrow morning. Open ongoing, multiple investigations. Appoint women of color as their heads and start to send out multiple subpoenas by dinner.

Well, he is an amateur. So that’s on brand.

I think you’re on to something. Taylor Swift is actually disappointingly inarticulate about things she could make a difference about when she’s asked about them in any depth.

While that is true, you cannot avoid critique if you use the empowerment angle without adjusting your actions. To talk and cry about women’s empowerment, rights, and speaking out against misogyny to befriend Kobe & tweet about how great he was when he died, being BFFs with Lena Dunham and crediting her “feminism” to…

This part really stood out to me:

I really appreciated this take. I’m not a massive Taylor fan - I really liked her Red and 1989 albums, but she’s always struck me as a very false, too on-the-nose writer. Very interesting the point you make about “one boyfriend is equivalent to one full album” - she got almost 2 albums out of the Harry Styles mess,…

I don’t disagree with any of this. I’m personally looking forward to his epic crash in SC.

*insert Jack’s Lack of Surprise*

He has that self satisfied air of self superiority that I find particularly annoying. Sounds on brand. 

Three or four months ago, I couldn’t have told you, between Biden and Buttigieg, who I wanted least. Now, it is clear. If it comes down to Biden and Buttigieg, I would donate to Biden, phone bank for Biden, plaster my car with Biden bumper stickers, anything to prevent Buttigieg from being the nominee. He is such a…

“5 people fired”

Cute remark by a commentator on CNN:  “No wonder Joe Biden’s against busing!  Kamala Harris just threw him under one.”

Since recently discovering Love Island on Hulu, I have been talking non-stop about it to anyone who will listen. As someone who has never found an interest in shows like KUWTK or The Bachelor or Real Housewives, this show has got me hook, line and sinker. I tell myself I am watching it the show itself is a…