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A friend recently asked on FB what everyone did to manage their anxiety. I was the only one to reference medication and then gave my reasons why it was the right choice (with the caveats of YMMV, talk to your doc, etc), and was promptly piled on for recommending something “so dangerous.”

He looks like Kushner’s brother. Same dead eyes, pale skin and twink body that secretly daydreams about being bottomed by Obama.

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I completely agree. I call bullshit on a Republican senator suddenly caring about rape victims. When a woman is raped, it’s between her and her doctor, and anyone else she chooses to tell. Witnesses and people in the know can report “I am here to report a rape on campus” and they can divulge the perpetrator and serve

January Jones is SO boring.

Using an AOL account in 2016 upsets me more than anything in this article.

I’d take Keifer Sutherland and all of his drinking problems (hey, old W had ‘em too!) and his only qualification being that he played a president on TV in a heartbeat. A HEARTBEAT.

Is it must me, or does Bono now look like everybody’s fifty-four-year-old high school History teacher, Mrs. Margaret Thing? The poufed-up hair with the blond streaks (“Oh Marg, it’s just so fresh and youthful!!”), the hoop earrings, the Mom-glasses, the scarf.

This is such disingenuous bullshit.

My theory, and I have watched every episode of House: all that gum he swallowed is blocking his bile ducts, causing jaundice.

He’s going to stroke out up there on the podium...and I don’t know if I’m going to feel bad about it when it happens.

Steve Bannon once referred to liberal-minded women as “a bunch of dykes that came from the Seven Sisters schools up in New England.”

Betsy Devos fills me with the white hot rage of 1,000 suns. Also not being hyperbolic. To me she represents that we will never again have a proper democracy. I know that sounds pretty fucking dramatic but when we have completely given up on our children we have nothing to hope for.

SOMEONE IS TAKING A STAND AGAINST MADNESS. REJOICE.

A-welp. So much for the small shopping spree I had planned with (part of) my income tax refund. Hope the ACLU appreciates the donation!

WHOOOOHOOOO!

I seriously doubt even Trump and his minions could find someone who would be worse for education than Betsy DeVos

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

I never attended a march or protest before yesterday. But that won’t be my last one, that’s for sure!