/adds “Simone” to future baby daughter potential name list

I appreciate Simone Biles for her lack of faux modesty. I overheard someone say they didn’t like her because she was too cocky.

You obviously haven’t seen legitimate Victorian porn...

Doesn’t matter because Jack’s a time traveler.

All those French girls told him what to do!

I think you’re absolutely right, but I also think we forget about athletes who competed before we were born or old enough to know what was happening. Věra Čáslavská won seven gold medals, protested the Soviet invasion of her home Czechoslovakia and was then forced in to retirement and not allowed to travel, work or…

1) The subtext of that headline gives me life

Simone Biles is the best gymnast of all time. Male or female. And I’m SO happy Aly medaled too. Great day for USA Gymnastics!

He is performing the Oral Sex.

Is Taylor Lautner finally going to come out now that he’s entered Ryan Murphy’s muscle-twink fold? I mean, c’mon, the jig has been up for awhile now.

This sounds like my worst nightmare. Here’s some gluten-free artwork you can at least enjoy.

I’m kind of confused at some of the comments which seems to think the article is being 100% positive. I think it’s being pretty evenhanded, especially in the woman running for Saudi Arabia by noting how all of the pics of her running normally at home have been scrubbed from the internet (that’s frankly the scariest…

I’ve finally hit the point where I don’t even care about watching the events, since we all get spoiled immediately on the internet. Sucks all the entertainment right out of it.

Wow, thanks for the spoiler warning, Jez.

That’s cool and all, but where can I find out more info on the men that helped them get here?

#firstworkshoes

If anything Mitch should be described as Corey’s husband, since the Bears don’t do anything worthwhile these days.

The statistic about 273 disappearances on cruises is meaningless without more context. How many people went on cruises in those 20 years? What’s the ratio of disappearances on other kinds of vacations compared to the total number of people taking those kinds of vacations? For all we know (and really, I have no idea, I…

Radiohead is a mom band now. No shade - moms are cool - but it’s real.

I love that she passed on all the official stuff last week to be go be a normal kid. Even though she skipped Radiohead to see Major Lazer which is the wrong decision. Or I’m old and Radiohead is now a mom band.