Do not advertise your pets on CL. Many animals picked on CL end up being used as bait animals for fighting dogs. Make sure you analyze the prospective owners before you hand over the leash.

The most effective bug repellent I've ever used? Avon. Skin So Soft. The "so sensual" or whatever:

dearest good friend:

I still don't understand why someone has to make this comment every single time there's an article about sexual assault at colleges and universities. Every.single.time.

These "in before the troll" comments do as much or more harm than the actual trolling comments.

I never tried drugs until they discontinued Surge.

Ecto cooler. So delicious.

The deal with a registry is that you're not supposed to mention it to people unless they ask. So you don't put a little card in your invitation/announcement/whatever saying "we're registered at StuffMart!". But, when someone says "we want to give you a gift for your Life Event, is there anything you need?" or "are…

It's not the giving of cash/gift cards/certificates that's tacky, it's asking for it. All gifts are optional. 100%. Otherwise, it'd be called a "financial subpoena" and your gift would be the payment plan ;)

Yeah. Its good etiquette for the host not to ask for a gift, and its good etiquette for the guest to give the host a gift. I always see all these comments like "well we asked for cash" or "we asked for gifts" and really the most polite thing to do is not ask for anything. Since you are not owed gifts!

It is very tacky to ask for ANYTHING. A gift is a voluntary item that a guest graciously gives their host in thanks for throwing a party. A host is never supposed to expect a gift. I think it is so rude to ask for either money or gifts. And Miss Manners agrees!

They're worried that we're going to troll their forums....and we're worried they're going to fucking kill us.

If they're truly "intensely sensitive," then they'll condemn this mass murderer's mindset and empathize with the victims of this tragedy instead of worrying about how this will affect their community. Like,…

" I'm sure there have been just as many bad apples in the jezebel community that have advocated castrating/shooting large groups of men"

"Start envisioning a world where WOMEN FEAR YOU."

What was wrong with him was that he couldn't force the pretty blonde women to fuck him. These were not cries for help (and what help would you propose for a man who thinks he is owed sex?). This was a psycho, and yes, a creep. Hypergamy? I wouldn't consider a woman not going out with a guy who posts YouTube videos and…

I notice that you and this Elliot Rodgers have the same perspective about rectifying your problems. Your solutions seem to fall under the notion that it is the women that should change their behavior and not you. In none of Elliot Rodger's ramblings does he ever admit that he is to blame for his own problems. I think…

Well comsidering the fact that it was an MRA who hated rejection and hated, dun dun dun... feminism...

True. Hers were the first books I ever read, and there were real struggles in them. Molly too feared her father wouldn't come home from WWII. The original books were terrific.

Seriously. Slavery is a bit heavy for play time by Samantha's friend talking about how she saw someone have their scalp ripped off isn't? Or Kirsten's friend dying a horrible death from cholera?

To all the guys who are complaining about their balls being SO BIG. Why are you always taking up both armrests on planes? Because of your HUGE elbows?