What part of "I don't give even a semblance of a shit what you call them in Canadia" didn't come through?

This WILL snag my pretty slips and silky drawers.

I was hit by a car running a red light when I was crossing in an intersection, who then reversed and tried to back into me again when I took a picture of his license plate. I called the police as soon as I got to work. For no discernible reason at all they "good cop/bad cop'ed" me, with the bad cop repeatedly saying…

also, in most cases, local police cannot force an accused to move out of a dorm, for example, or remove him from class. schools do have the power to do that, and do it much quicker than the proper criminal channels would allow.

It's like he starts out his sentence on parole. If he violates the terms of his probation, then he would go to jail.

I guess my love of Whoppers is just further proof that I am an old person in a 24-year old's body.

Sorry for leaving out the return of Hot Pie. Truth is I kept accidentally calling him Hot Pocket so I decided it was best to leave him out.

I was v. disappointed that we did not see any schlong in the scene with Dany and then in the very next scene, there were titties galore. BOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DEMAND EQUALITY

Christ, I can't imagine how tough it would be to do a graduation speech when you've recently had a big professional setback. It would be like having to give a wedding toast the week you announced your divorce.

I disagree, because at the point where it was made VERY clear that his girlfriend would be unhappy in this relationship, it was clear they wanted different things. Its not a relationship when one person is so clearly emotionally distraught and your "dick feelings" take precedence over the emotional pain you are…

I do want to point out that its actually hard to get a restraining order. The father MUST have had some solid evidence that this was in fact happening to get that order in the first place.. Also, The kid is 5.. This is learned behavior.. He learned those words and the meaning of them somewhere.. My first guess is at…

Patricia, I think its worth noting that Viz Media has licensed not only the entire 90's SM series, but also all of the movies and the never-before-licensed specials and on top of that they've also picked up Sailor Moon Crystal. They have EVERYTHING.

She probably turns 18 before the general election. Most age requirements are as of the election, not during the campaign.

GOD I wish they would start explaining this in articles so people didn't have to ask it every single time.

I'm not surprised that people don't know what a healthy body looks like. I doubt she's outside of the normal weight range, she's just not tight and taut anymore. She looks happy.

Boob jobs and tummy tucks are hardly objectively healthy lifestyle choices.

I know lots of lawyers hate their jobs, for good reason, but Imma call bullshit. First years in Biglaw make $160K. For that to work out to $14/hour, you would have to work over 11,000 hours a year. Know how many hours there ARE in a year? 8,784. And that's a leap year.

I think the problem that everyone commenting and being like "BUT WAT ABOUT TEH INNOCENT MENZ" is missing is that while this tactic is decidedly less than ideal (as is all vigilante justice), the reason it exists is that victimized Columbia students feel like they have literally no other recourse than to publicize the…

Ahhh, yes. Because only women care about issues of sexuality and equality. Besides, I would argue this fits much better on Deadspin than Jezebel.

Exactly. How many violent assholes get celebrated or excused in the NFL, and this guy is the one they go after on Twitter? We need more football players like this man.