As a resident of St. Louis, let me add that I feel rather bad for him. I mean, he went to Mizzou, so it's not that big of an adjustment, but man, it's the Rams. I feel bad for anybody drafted to the Rams.

Bend over backward, pal? I asked you not to piss in the sink, touch the ladies, or fuck with the furniture. If those are "arbitrary rules" where you come from, please stay in that exact spot forever.

Are you talking to me, dum-dum? Because I explicitly said to use the phrase "I would like a double" as a way to indicate you were asking for more and offering to pay for more.

Ok, so after this, GTA V and my university every Fall, is it safe to say that basically no one can operate websites when there's a lot of traffic all at once and maybe, maybe, Healthcare.gov should be cut some slack?

That's the thing - he's not "their" child. He's Ms Lee's child. They're not at fault for adopting him, but by refusing to even acknowledge to him that she exists, they are part of the problem with the adoption industry. Surrendering a child is psychologically damaging to the women who do it voluntarily;* imagine how…

"I also don't think men are just believed because they're men."

I want you to do the following: Attend a college class. Wait for a woman to make a point in a discussion, and watch to see whether the professor or other students argue vociferously with her. Then, raise your hand and make the same point she did, but as a…

I disagree. It's taking her son away from her for another two years. Life is complicated. 14 year olds have to contend with all kinds of things, and make it through.

I really hate how 20% has somehow magically become the base norm. Uh. According to whom? Servers? 15% is and has long been the acceptable baseline, with good service getting more and bad service getting less. 20% is generous. More than 20% is quite generous.

i would like the new adage to be: can't afford to pay your employees, can't afford to run a business.

If the price of the food rises, you are taking 15% of a larger number. Inflation covered.

Not my problem what the server negotiates with the employer. When food prices rise, the tip naturally rises with it, as should the employee wages. 10% was fine, I draw the line at 15%.

No. If inflation exists, it also inflates the prices of the meal, thus inflating the tip as well. The 20% was an attempt at a grab and I'm not buying.

It's a California thing. Our sales tax rates are high enough to do this, apparently.

The pizza tracker was a million dollar idea. That thing is awesome.

Jesus H. Chris, pluquaa. I'm just trying to decide if you were drunk when you left this comment or not drunk enough.

How is that unenforceable? "Knew or should have known" is widely used. The reasonable person standard is basically the foundation for all disputes involving negligence, and it's not unheard of in criminal statutes. Wouldn't they just ask the jury to determine whether a reasonable person would have known that the…

Ask me again in two years. 18 years is not a movie milestone.

FUN FACT: Robin Tunney's hair was a wig, because she had shaved her head for Empire Records.

Except they were aware of the harassment and even volunteered to confront the guy.

I feel like this isn't nearly as ridiculous as you are trying to make it sound. She is counter suing the family first of all, it isn't like she is suddenly trying to make money off this tragedy. It is probably designed to get them to drop theirs. She was speeding, but about 5-6 miles over so it wasn't like this…