At least you owned it.

I could point out there’s a missing word here, but frankly, using “bacon” as a word is better than the more normal way to write this sentence.

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

If Cheeseburgers are vegetarian food, then I can say with all certainty that I can be a vegetarian.