It’s not actually a 45 lb plate, it’s a 20 kg plate. For Americans they round it off to 45 lbs (though it’s closer to 44 lbs) and will even label it as such. But full size Olympic plates go by kg and are color coded as well: Red = 25 kg/55 lbs, Blue = 20 kg/44 lbs, Yellow = 15 kg/33 lbs, Green 10 kg/22 lbs, and White…

God damn it, why’d you have to warn people about the stealing shoes part? That was going to be my new thing, stealing single shoes out from under the doors and partitions of restroom stalls. Now you’ve ruined it!

Riiight. “Europe”.

Yay! More salmon for me!

That dog is a witch and can write and cosplays as Abe Lincoln. Fake or not, I’m pretty impressed.

I’m sorry you had to learn this way, but your husband is one of those reptile aliens disguised as humans.

You’d be hard pressed to kill a squirrel with this at 10 yards. Not to mention you can’t unstring the thing so the bungee is going to lose effective tension in a matter of days. And you need to take all the arrows out of the “internal quiver” before you can even fire it.

I don’t know, I’d rate it in the bottom bracket.

JezSpin has always been a bit of harmless “eww boys!”/”girls are gross!” performance. True armageddon would be JezTaku.

Why, was your brother really hot or something?

I feel weird because I have literally never had a problem with static or my laundry not being “fresh”. I’ve never used anything like these or a dryer sheet in my life (lived mostly in the Northeast US if climate is the issue).

I feel weird because I have literally never had a problem with static or my laundry not being “fresh”. I’ve never…

You sound like you have an awesome collection of dogs!

You sound like you have an awesome collection of dogs!

Wouldn’t it be weird if they actually ran better? Like if the graphics, audio, and overall performance became noticeably better? Would it become customary for gamers to “pre-treat” all of their cartridges before playing? Would people advertise post-digested ones on eBay? I bet there’s totally an alternate universe…

Lol, yeah I’ll do the thrust and grunt just so there’s no hard feelings. Then quickly dispose of the condom so no one knows it’s empty.

I think BJs ur hoff, too.

1. Her neighbors don’t yell the n-word at her husband. She made that up.

Seriously. Dude looks like a creepy marionette from an episode of the Twilight Zone.

Those shorts make him look like one of those guys in old-timey cartoons who have to wear a barrel with shoulder straps because they’re broke and can’t afford clothes.

To be fair, he probably believes in wizards.

The amazing thing that I love is that it succeeds so well as a serious game (with one of the best made horror levels of all time) but is also at times one of the funniest games ever made.