Well hey maybe you should stop telling Lifehacker Offspring what to write articles on. They’re doing it how they please and they’re doing a great job. K, thx bye

Dude, you simply need more fiber. Try eating more beans. Every week I make a batch of black or red beans using my crockpot. Seasonings are simple. Half an onion for every cup of beans, chicken bouillon(cube or powder are both fine) and single pigs foot. I leave everything in the crockpot for at least 8 to 10 hours.…

Nearly every time I’ve shit in the woods, it has been the kind of shit where leaves just aren’t going to cut it. I would love to be able to take one shit in the woods that is well formed and just comes off with a clean break.

Me too! I’m usually the one tipping, though.

Wow. I’m special. Being a bad tipper is absolutely a deal-breaker for me.

I think this is a good idea, but I’m also curious if it might anger an attacker more...

Scream your freaking ass off. The better chance you'll draw the attention of someone who isn't trying to stab you.