Correction: Lebron James is a douchebag and a lot of people want to play with him.

Anonymous NBA sources:

That part of the story was accurate as he was describing the 8th inning. Doolittle had converted 22 of 26 save opportunities during the season, it's not unreasonable to believe he'd hang on to the lead. The blame for this goes to whoever let the story go live.

Harry S Truman approves.

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