As a ballet teacher, I give the death stare to any student that calls me Juliana or especially Jules. Even Miss Jules. It’s Miss Juliana and don’t you forget it.
It’s a ballet teacher thing.

29 is plenty old enough to be called Ma’am.

I will defend teachers a little bit here. I have a dance school so I overhear a lot of parent and kid dynamics/complaining on the couch etc... and I feel that my clients are always blaming their kid’s teachers for EVERYTHING. Even the parents who are themselves teachers are quick to jump on the “my child is being…

That just looks annoying as hell.

I am definitely fat-shaming the fat or whatever that she had injected to make her ass look bananas. Being pregnant is beautiful, but purposly deforming your natural shape to that extent is nutso.

way older than my 44 year old face. Holla

agreed

Oh TAB. Now I am so sad that I miss TAB.

She does not have the body for that dress. It looks awful and she is starting to look very strange. That’s what happens when you refuse to age. It’s going to all fall apart unless she gives in a little.

I LOVES THEM!

NOT DUMB ITEM. I have an antique tomato server, much prettier than the one pictured with mother-of-handle. I thought it would be useless but I love it and use it all the time. Salad Caprese! I also use egg cups for salt cellars, just because.

Balanchine was a genius and I am pretty sure he would have loved Misty. Also, he was the founder of the New York City Ballet that hired their first black principal dancer in 1955.

Ugh, tell those kids to put some clothes on. Seriously, wtf. I can’t.

OMG Hi!!!

Oh, and solidarity!

Saul approves.

Thank you years and years and years of tough ballet classes and teachers.

ALL THE GIRLS wore pearls and a certain top for senior pics.

A young man once told me that a truly beautiful (insert elegant as we get older) woman only needs to wear simple pearl earrings. Yes, he was flirting, but I was 23, so I loved that line. Plus I owned almost no jewelery at the time.
I think he was right though. To this day if I don’t know what to wear, I don the small…

Winning the lottery would be great indeed! Especially cause all that money would belong to you. But I have to wonder how many of these women are left in the lurch and on their own after the mid-life divorce. I know settlements can be had, but I feel like I have seen a lot of SAHM really struggle after divorce.