This is seriously the most BORING SHIT ever. What happened to all the vagina articles that Jezebel was so obsessed with?

An ugly dress is an ugly dress is an ugly dress. Thanks for the info, durrr! These dresses are hideous, so thanks but no thanks for the advice.
I look great in maxi dresses, I wear them often in the summer, along with caftans, and I think it’s quite chic. I got this one on Etsy, and it looks AMAZING on me (better than…

but I don’t know one person who uses candlesticks anymore.

WHAT???? I bought some lovely waterford candlesticks for a friend, and then I ended up keeping them because I love them, the base is so heavy and good for tall candles. I was in my twenties and still hip. I fantasize about having a pair of Baccarat ones.
Love,…

I feel a bit sorry for her, but you have to like kids to do this job. Maybe she just too dumb to articulate the difference between an awful job because it’s very difficult and not liking children. Working daycare was BY FAR the hardest job I ever had and I really hated many parts of it. But I did love the kids and I…

There better be some gin to go with those limes.

This movie too... talk a about history,
Suitcase of Love and Shame is a mesmerizing collage woven from 60 hours of reel-to-reel audiotape discovered in a suitcase purchased on eBay. Recorded in the 1960’s, a Mid-western woman and her lover become reliant on recording devises to document and memorialize their affair.

She's perfect if you're into sulky 12 year old boys.

Fuck that.
Sweatpants come off pretty easy ya know.

Dear Ciara,

puppies and kittens

I agree, it suits her. For now.

And yet somehow she did it much better than Juliana and Khloe. I have to say, Kelly was the brilliant compared to those two.

"Also, I'm pretty sure roses didn't actually exist until 1975"

I completely agree with Arquette

Khloe Kardashian has REALLY lowered the bar on E, and that ain't saying much. What a bunch of ninnies, cackling hens, I really want to punch them all. Ugh, sorry. Maybe not Kelly. She gets a pass.

These people are still going to be miserable. That is such an immature thing to do. Get a grip kids. Life is not a reality show. Had enough attention now?

Martin Short looks AMAZING!

I agree with you except.. The lower torso area is so photoshopped to hell that it looks extra creepy. Well, to me anyway. I can't quite explain it. Like her crotch just stopped or got cut off or something. Like she is going to remove the bottoms and we are all going to discover she has a crotch like a Barbie.

I have to say that I see a lot of sun damage on her skin. Even for her age. At 43 I am now so happy that I never had many opportunities to spend time in the sun.

including Polanco's new kittens here—who now do have homes.