What I learned from this year's Grammys. Madonna is NO Annie Lennox. No sir. DAMN

What I learned from this year's Grammys. Madonna is NO Annie Lennox. No sir.

When I leave my dogs in the car, the car is left on. Either with ac or with heat depending on the season. But it's never for long.

I think Jezebel is being both age-ist and sexist with this Madonna thing. AND I don't even really like her music or persona. She is the same age as prince you jerks. This site is such bullshit feminism sometimes.

I think she is much more than a couple of pounds larger than the average model, but she is a couple of pounds heavier than the average person.

CNY is why I have almost no wrinkles at 43. That and spending my youth and 20s in the ballet studio instead of the sun. It's quite a sacrifice though... no sun. :(

That is so stupid.

My ex-boss was a legit porn star in the 90s. It caused some problems for her and for me. Once word got out about her past, she started some strange exhibitionist behaviors. I dunno, I ended up quitting and was really put into some uncomfortable situations. The nature of the business she owned did not mesh well with…

Thank god after 15 years of being married to a French man I at least learned how to eat and stay thin. Bon Appetit suckers.

Cream cheese in an omelette is really quite good. Not gross at all.

meh

I gotta say, those Vaseline tips are pretty good. I put it on my pug to clean her face and nose.

All I can think now is, "damn Vivien Leigh was so hot".

I think we all NEED a pic!

Maybe whatever she was doing to her forehead she won't be able to continue in prison. So she is growing it out (I guess)? Kind of like how women let their roots show when they are pregnant. That's my guess, I feel like I can see a strange line across where her forehead SHOULD be.

40 is not that old, so I don't get the age dig. That being said, he looks like shit.

Grow a forehead.

THIS is my pirate, Saul the Sailor. Found clinging to debris floating downriver after a flood. He also cannot meow, only squeek.

Eggnog? HAVE YOU NEVER HAD EGGNOG WITH BOURBON!??
Damn, now I could really go for some of that right now. It is f**king delicious.

Not in this household.