I want to pet his dolphin!

I will take that job! Hes got a fabulous a*ss!

Don't forget the northern features as well. He is part Swedish

Sounds like the usual performance art to me.

He is so hot, I let this one pass. I knew he would be extremely kinky and I bet hypersexual. Whoa! Sign me up for his next "performance"…

Franco's biopic on Mineo was actually pretty good.

Kind of I'll- times. Franco's dad died a month ago

What? Is this real or a joke? I usually can tell but not this time! Help!