Dumpster fire would be a step up for Bioware. 

Mommie Dearest was exactly what I thought of as well. I wonder if the makers of the film will lean into it like the producers of Mommie Dearest did. 

I think I have seen modern COPS on the channel but in reality how can you tell?

I mean why cancel “The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell” after one season? How much could a puppet show with crafts even cost? Why have MST3K on your channel and not give them a crack at Netflix Original content? I would have loved to see what they did with that Sandra Bullock bird movie. 

I mean why cancel “The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell” after one season? How much could a puppet show with crafts even cost? Why have MST3K on your channel and not give them a crack at Netflix Original content? I would have loved to see what they did with that Sandra Bullock bird movie. 

Great. Now I want to watch Ice Pirates.

Not for nothing but the COPS channel on Pluto is one of my go to background noise TV shows.

I have a friend who trades sex for a once a month Costo run. Seems to work for all parties involved.

I took the same flight... Ah the Aer Lingus 747. Lounge upstairs with piano... thick cigarette smoke... nuns that clap when you land.

Cries in Publix. 

None of these people are even Baby Boomers... they are to old for that. 

Did you know Black Vulcan was a scab? It’s true. The actual African American electricity based superhero Black Lightning could not appear on Super Friends due to a contract dispute, so Black Vulcan was hired as his non-union replacement (I am really not making any of this up). In the realm of African American…

Okay, who immediately thought of this?

That Netflix cancels after the second season.

Because it is hilarious would be my guess? 

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the rhyme?

Speaking of racism... why would you think the backpack belonged to a non-white student? Statistiacally, the chances the student was BIPOC are miniscule.

Yeah, but I don’t think people have actually hired Andy Dick on purpose for a long time. He might drive Jamie Kennedy to a mall opening, but that is about it.

Here you go https://jalopnik.com/how-not-to-explain-why-you-crashed-your-car-via-this-b-1677523538