Are you sure you didn’t mix up Hernia repair with giving birth?

Hearing about a new MTV show is like hearing about a celebrity you long assumed was dead. I am not surprised they have a new show I am surprised they still exist. Here is a picture of Bob Barker who is about the same age as MTV and about as relevant.

This is exactly what I had in mind. 

Well, at the very least I would say the British Press and Global Warming are tied. 

Look racist, I am happy to give you... neither Never be Rude to an Arab nor I like Chinese have aged all that well...

I really don’t think anyone is being a bigot in this conversation... a lot of intolerance amoung those who are apparently seeking offense in phrases like “I just hope they’re happy and that people treat them kindly”

I am not sure a person who was a partner and friend with an openly gay man for thirty years and frequently dressed as a woman in public is a transphobe.

I hope he includes more Victor Stone backstory in this cut.

Very old British white guy who used to black it up in his movies has terrible opinions, is even less so.

I think Alec Baldwin is more than qualified.... a fat little piggie told me while ducking a cell phone.

It is one of those jobs people on House Hunters have when they are buying the 800k starter home.

Honestly, eloping is always the right answer.

Was Whoopi’s dinosaur imaginary... I ain’t watching that again to find out.

The Pink Panther 2 was not that long ago... and not that bad. But if the panther is CGI I hope it is better than this one.

Wow blind advocates will never see that coming.

I loved Chadwick Boseman the actor, but as a king the Black Panther character, as written, is dull and incompetent. Lady Jane Grey had a longer and more effective rule than this dope.

Lobster Roll in Northern Mass. 

I agree Despicable Me has one thing that none of the sequels had. A true villain. I am talking about Gru. Gru, for at least the first half of this film, is a proper bad guy. When one of the girls apparently is crushed in a torture device Gru’s reaction is that his scheme will still work with two of them.

Imagine My Left Foot coming out today. 

That is very true. Not responding to Tweets is a superpower we all need.