Yeah, from Doctors and Government Employees. Not from International Men of Mystery.

Shattered World rocked. 

14 Hours???? Shoah was only 9 and a half hours... Just call it a TV series and be done with it. 

And Facts of Life. 

The prospect of relearning the game after being away from it for a year prevented me from playing CK2 over the last few years.

God Damnit... This does sound good.... I really need to finish the novel... Fuck. 

Honestly, any director’s cut without Rob Schneider has a certain level of appeal. Removing “comic relief” from eighties films however is doing Gods work.

I noticed that beepers appeared in thrillers long after they stopped appearing in real life. Primarily because scripts can spend a long time in drawers.

I am pretty sure “that was more annoying than funny.” is the Black-Eyed peas official slogan.

Better sex with a carnival ride than sex with a carny.  

I still think his movie “Following” is the best zero budget movie ever made. Really highlights what talent can do with no resources,

Is that from gay porn?

You know you could repackage Joan Severance’s 2006's Sex & Consequences dub some of the names and pass it off as this story. (It is on Amazon for the curious)

She was right about Aziz Ansari though. Anyone who was Kate McKinnon’s girlfriend is hardly a mouth breather Trumper.

The Mister at least was a readable book. Now Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff by Sean Penn. That thing is a freaking war crime.

I love Congo like I like oral sex in the Denny’s parking lot at 3am from a waitress who is on break.

The perfect Cohen song for trump is “The Future” honestly, I was shocked that SNL was so obtuse as not to use it when they could have.

One of the funniest things I saw on TV last/ this year (It is all blending together, damn you 2020). Very well deserved nomination.

She primarily lost in those states due to lower than expected African American turnout. I don’t think you really mean to call those voters evil or race traitors.

Came to quote this and am more than happy to be beaten.