@Always Winning: That's my Senior Quote.

@Always Winning: It's going on my to do before 30 list.

@Always Winning: Clicked the link, first thing I see is a girl in bikini with huge ass dancing on a table.

@Always Winning: This is up there with best music on Youtube.

@JohnnyDrinky:

On a lighter note, away from my horrible jokes, this is the best and most heart-warming commercial ever.

@JohnnyDrinky:

[double]

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: That one was probably too much.

@JohnnyDrinky: How do you keep a dog from jumping on your bed?

@JohnnyDrinky:

@JohnnyDrinky: Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?

@JohnnyDrinky: There's a couple who's 1 day from getting married. The day before their wedding, a semi-truck rams them off the road and they die.

@JohnnyDrinky:

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Word around the league is they're trying to swing a trade for Barry Zito.

@Cyrus_the_virus: My uncle says that if he were to adopt, he'd adopt an african child hoping for an Olympian. I think the odds are in his favor.

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: HE LIVES!!

Jim Gray Doesn't Like Being Asked About His Sources

@7MinuteAbs: 2007 Superbowl. Fucking miracle catch isn't even in the NFL anymore. Fuck that guy..

@WashingtonForeskins: Well, Brian does need more women to complete his human suit..