@OnTheTwelfthNightOfLloydChrist...: It's sad that he can only mumble his songs now when he performs live.

@Walk Off HBP: Don't you mean he suddenly realized he hates spending time with his kids?

@Walk Off HBP: Don't you mean he suddenly realized he hates spending time with his kids?

@Prick Top: Until Maloik eats them, that is.

@Lionel Osbourne: I know he's a winner and all but I've got him #8 behind Tim Duncan. Duncan will probably end up as the best PF ever and Russell was never the number one center during an era of weak centers, other then Wilt really.

Basketball Legends DUAN:

@UweBollocks: Just 2 1/2 lbs. of cologne.

@UweBollocks: Not weird at all. I always blow-dry my hair at the gym so I don't get my neon pink collarless, sleeveless shirts wet.

Poor Lady Chiefs Fan Caught With Her Boobs Out After Post-Playoff Pity Hump.

@Armen Tamzarian: Malkovick malkovich, malkovich ;)

"Miraculously, it was reattached."

DUAN Mind-Fuck

@willmmmm: Red-Headed-Step-Child?

Auburn wins National Title over Ducks!

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: This is for all the Beef-O-Brady's.

@Phintastic: It's about time you show up, your sarcasm was dearly needed a while back when SirTruthington was leaving a streak of shit all along DUAN.

@Always Winning: Do I win a free Cat Scan Machine if text now?

@Donté Stallworth Driving School: The commercial in itself looks like a poor-man's Fantastic Sams commercial on coke .

@SirTruthington:

@Donté Stallworth Driving School: The text says "man cave" but unless my ears are deceiving me, the announcer says enter to win "a home speaker system."