@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: What are the odds of Fairley getting arrested in his first NFL game?

@Peteski: This is the one day I'm glad I don't have a star. I didn't understand the ruckus until I hit see all comments.

@tastes_like_burning: It looked pretty funny, the guy who does the dads voice is never in a bad show but I missed it because I was too busy trying to avoid The Cape.

DUAN: SirTruthington

@Kurt_Rambis_Style: You have to plant your feet outside of the circle area and hope the bull gets called for the charge.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: They'd have to turn off the internet to do that.

@Prick Top: Not a fair comparison, Turbo could walk on walls.

3-0?

@Insert Clever Name: It's a double-edged sword I guess. If you defend yourself you get shit, if not you get shit. I vote to kill all the Ron Franklin's of the world. All they do is make other guys look bad thus making it harder for us to get laid.

@Landycakeboss: Zing!

@Insert Clever Name: I guess I just want her to take herself more seriously. I don't see other sideline men or women getting called nicknames, maybe I'm just missing it.

Does Erin Andrew realize that when Coaches and players call her "E.A." they are basically saying that they don't take her seriously as news media so they're just calling her by a pet name with the hopes that she drops them some cleavage?

@Streets_Ahead: Ooh, cold blooded man, cold blooded.

@BROnaldinho: I love Chicago, I've been there at least a dozen times. But sometimes the wind is a little too much for my liking.

@BROnaldinho: I direct you to Dr. Spaceman, Esq. comment above.

@Desi_Relaford: Yeah I'm just like your former Japanese co-workers. Usually I'll go onto Facebook and someone will post "Crazy Earthquake!" then I'll google it to make sure she's not full of shit.

@Desi_Relaford: 4.6 is pretty big, I don't think we've seen a 4.6 in a while. I think, I could be wrong. I'm probably wrong.

@Dr. Spaceman, Esq.: Every point you made was gold. The snowboarding/ surfing argument pretty much kills any argument an outsider could make. Even traffic isn't that bad after awhile.

@Desi_Relaford: No way, I'll take an earthquake over a tornado or hurricane any day. They last like 5-20 seconds tops and if it's early you'll just sleep through it. I've slept through every earthquake in the past 5 years.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: When it cracks 100 it's pretty ridiculous.