@Landycakeboss: Then we shall feast like low income kings!

@Donte Stallworth Driving School:

DUAN Apocalypse, Day 1.

@Julian Vargas: oh, shit. this is supposed to be a reply to @gulag

MARK IT FUCKING ZERO DUDE!

@All Over But The Sharting: Danica Patrick would like for us to stop refering to her racing helmet as the "Go Daddy Cum Bowl"

Let's encourage kids to be physically active with a half-ton of butter!

@gulag: I love this thread. Except when it's drunk and hits me. That sucks.

@JohnnyDrinky: Malcolm X.

@All Over But The Sharting: I like to imagine that every dunk contest after Vince Carters win, never happened. I feel a lot better about life when I think like that.

@JOHNballstotheWall:

@JohnnyDrinky: Bunk is his name.

@Donte Stallworth Driving School: Except that best picture... naw I'm kidding, the Social Network deserves it, Fincher deserves his Oscar too.

@Donte Stallworth Driving School: that movie is so great. knowing the Oscars they'll snub it. who cares though, it's still an awesome movie.

"Lyin' beside you watching you sleepin'"

If anyone can take down New Orleans, its the son of god. You know, if he's anything like his dad.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Kobe's going into business with 2Pac? Nice, I knew he wasn't dead.

Ihadaprettylefthand

@All Over But The Sharting: haha, yeah I just realized that when writing from the perspective of a hobo that apology is pretty pointless. Thank you though.

@InSinSeer: Thanks. Hobo talk is awesome, even when you're making it up.