@Same Sad Echo: Thank you.

this new fad of writing crazy prose on DUAN is spectacular. All the stories have been great, hopefully soon I get the courage to post my World of Warcraft fan fiction.

I used to have much, much more; now I’ve got the railroad. I’m an old man, though my actual age had slipped out of my head a long time ago. The only clothes I’ve got are the ones I drag along with my person. That is my tweed pants, my boots, and my military jacket. During the wintertime, I usually find a scarf for I…

DUAN Hobo Story:

@OnTheTwelfthNightOfLloydChrist...: this is really good. these Hobo stories are an amazing addition to DUAN.

@Landycakeboss: That'd make you the better man.

@gulag: "Only if it features commercials of women using the shake weight."

People watching or attending the Super Bowl would never utter phrases like "Oh, this is so great for the game!"

I guess he's been listening to Eddie Murphy lately.

@Phintastic: #jezebel

@Now imma throw my gyroball: Did you murder those young boys?

@Now imma throw my gyroball: I smelled weed through my macbook when they started playing.

@Bison Dele's Fantastic Voyage: 1+ Trailer Trash.

@Now imma throw my gyroball:

@Penny Hardaway's Rookie Card: Nice. I should rename this:

DUAN Rant:

@gulag: Knowing Belichick, he'd probably infest Danny with AIDS to kill off Gruden thus making Belichick the most feared man in the NFL.

@Hurricane_Ditka: thank you, for the wise advice.

@gulag: Wherever Gruden goes, Woodhead goes.

@Hurricane_Ditka: Dang, hearing the truth hurts, but I'm glad it's now before I fuck up.