@AntoineWalker: did you pay for his crapes?

Wow. Just got home from the Lakers v Clippers game. Wow. Fisher game winner. Kobe going nuts with 2 minutes left. Blake Griffin throwing himself around like a mad man. Shannon Brown full court buzzer beater. Ron Artest playing lock down D on Griffin in the 2nd half. Phil Jackson yelling at Eric Gordon to stop trying…

@MaverickIsAirborne: I'm pretty sure the Clippers use one of the Mens bathrooms.

@UweBollocks:

DUAN

@See you suckers later: Can I be Porkins?

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: It would've really made Patriots v Jets a lot more interesting.

@Phintastic: i knew i wasn't just way too stoned. his/her explanation on losing weight is all messed up. call him/her on it!

@See you suckers later: One pot brownie in this video was a amazing, a very long 3 minutes.

@Shalom Green: My review:

@See you suckers later: so you said you're not a woman, but you're 5'10" 155 and you want to lose 30 more.. not to be the one to raise questions, but are you Hillary Swank?

@DrJamesAndrews: once you're done with the ladies, it's up to you.

@Walk Off HBP: Sounds rough man. I'll poor out a little 40 oz. for ya.

DUAN:

@Walk Off HBP: Wait, you do porn?

@DrJamesAndrews: You start groping students until one doesn't push you away.

@Walk Off HBP: You mean you weren't already rethinking eating oatmeal cookies given to you by a stranger?

@Penny Hardaway's Rookie Card: If you play your cards right you may be able to get a story in "Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure" in the upcoming weeks.

@Big_Sloppy: Just googled "Beasty Sex", the FBI is knocking on my door as I type.

@Big_Sloppy: I'd recomend out "Sexy Beast." It's a british gangster movie from 2000 that features an amazing Ben Kingsley performance as a psychopath mobster. Ghandi goes crazy as I like to say.