@Big_Sloppy: Just give him the Heisman. Karma will come back to him by way of a late 3rd round draft choice.

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: the press is calling it "The Oklahoma A1"

@Shalom Green: that'll get you a heart.

as a Laker fan, I'm glad that we've got a renaissance man like Artest being all crazy and stuff, but is he ever going to show signs of Houston Artest or even Kings Artest? He almost sunk the Lakers in '08 until he tried to punch out Kobe. Now he's, well, he's saying stuff like this to make headlines instead of his box…

"They got FUCKED up"

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: Shit, he and his broski's are still reeling over the loss of their beloved Loko

@Always Winning:

he looks like the product of four-loko and roofalin.

@Telemundo: : I would prefer the Jets fan to be in his mini-van talking copious amounts of shit on the Pats and how they're going to win the nationals.

@SavetoFavorites: I blame the booze for not thinking of ol' man farve

@Prick Top: Yeah, but in all fairness they set the bar way too high with "Two and a half men"

@SavetoFavorites: He's still got better range.

@ursa: Sorry man.

@Hecuba and a Polo: He compared Brady throwing to Jeter throwing. That's a total shot at Brady.

@SavetoFavorites: That last pick was an Eli, but I guess since it killed all hopes of a comeback it can be also classified as a Peyton. When you put them together, I you get:

@OnTheTwelfthNightOfLloydChrist...:

@Prick Top:

@SavetoFavorites: I think we can change it to /Peyton'd

@SavetoFavorites:

@Desi_Relaford: I need to start a thread about favorite alcohol mixes. If I'm to stumble down this road of perma-drunk I need to know what to drink.