@SavetoFavorites: Check my hot cocoa/scotch post. I'm so far into it that I've begun groping my secretary.

@Hecuba and a Polo: People deny he got cut like the Germans deny anything weird happened during WW2.

@Oscar de la Mayer: It's been pretty chilly lately plus hot chocolate goes well with an hour of Boardwalk Empire and Walking Dead.

@Fallopian Tubing: But what happened to little Kevin?

last night I concocted a hot chocolate mixed with a shot of scotch. I've been drinking these since kickoff. I'm not yet of legal drinking age and I fear this is leading me to a path towards alcoholism.

@Always Winning: I thought Rockettes was referring to the waitress' at my local Johnny Rockets

JAWS, TOM BRADY IS THE TYPE OF QUARTERBACK WHO'S GOT A STRONG ARM, HE'S SMART, CONFIDENT, CAN DUMP IT OFF TO THESE SMALL TIME RECEIVERS, LIKE WOODHEAD, NOW LET ME GO OFF ON ANOTHER FIVE MINUTE TANGENT ON MY FAVORITE 5 FOOTER...

@Always Winning: that's the spygate Belichick always dreamt of

@notthequarterback: HE'S NOT JUST SHORT JAWS, BUT HE'S TUFF. I MEAN, I'VE SEEN THIS GUY TAKE CHARGES BY LINEMEN AND MAN HE IS TUFF. HE RUNS FAST AND HARD AND REALLY TUFF. MAN I TELL YA THIS GUY IS THE TUFFEST GUY OUT THERE. NOT TO MENTION JAWS, HE'S ONLY 5' 6".

just another reason why white people should never dance.

BCS ya done goof'd!

@Body By Bacardi: It's okay, he's in heaven with his fellow rodents, eating all sun flower seeds he can lay his little eyes on.

in other news, Tiger is tied at 15 under on 18 with Graham McDowell. Tiger's got a short birdie putt, McDowell's got a long birdie putt.

these games have been terrible so far. is it monday night yet?

@vodkanaut: I fell your pain, I started the Packers D ahead of the Giants today.

@MaverickIsAirborne: Zinger!

how is it that a team as bas as Jacksonville always seems to be in the playoff race this far into the season?

@SavetoFavorites: You left out ability to run for more then 5 yards without getting winded.

@SerenityNowAndLater: We can't include Palmer, the Sharks won't put down bets with the GOAT in the mix.

@Thus Spake Samādhi: if you want to watch some real football, the Blind Side just started playing on HBO.