As others have pointed out and as noted here:

Maybe a super contagious cold goes around and society becomes a chaotic dystopia because all the men think they’re dying.

Let me alleviate your fears and say that no one their right mind goes through two trimesters of pregnancy and then is like “actually I don’t want a kid.” Every single abortion that happens in the third trimester is out of medical necessity. Every single one. And no state in the US allows for late term abortions if…

“authorities called a “boyfriend [and] girlfriend type of dispute.”

I can’t say anything that hasn’t already been said about domestic violence and how we continue to fail to take it seriously enough  

#BeingGiddy/HyperWhileBlack

My boss has been calling her kids (early elementary age and preschool age) chicken butts and accidentally called me that at work yesterday. Best belly laugh of the year when her face turned red after saying it and explaining it’s her kids favourite joke right now. So now I am a chicken butt too.

I often think back and wish I could be as giddy and laugh as hard at stupid shit as I did as a tween. The way joy bubbles up and over at that age is an amazing thing.

Guess what?!?

When I was a kid, chicken butt got an average of 30-60 seconds of laughter every time. The kids aren’t high, that’s just how they are naturally.

I’ve taught middle school first 11 years and let me tell you they are little weirdos. They like weird things and say weird things and do weird things. They other day a group of girls was dying of laughter in class because one said she was going to own a store called Taco Shop but they wouldn’t sell tacos. And…

Everything of the past two years has become so beyond the pale that we are running out of descriptors. No combination of words can encapsulate this stream of recombinant insanity.

Giddy is the natural state of any group of 12 year old girls ever.

I hate this country.

“I didn’t have much experience of how to organize domesticity.”

I feel bad for your Pops, but at least he had that realization that he was wrong. There is a special brand of shitheel, who openly brag about not doing anything to raise their kids. No wonder most of his brood turned out the way they did.

She must’ve married a guy like Mike Pence. Poor thing.

Yes, the belly and the navel are used in sexual play.  You know what else is--everything.  Lips, ears, neck, hands....  wearing a burqa won’t make men respect you.

Carol Channing seemed like a cool older aunt who’d buy you booze and smoke joints with you. RIP, you crazy lady.

Shine on you sassy broad! I saw her perform Hello Dolly in Hartford, back in the late 90s. At the end she got a standing ovation, and she started chatting with the audience, thanking them, talking about how many times she had played the part, until she eventually said look at me, just chatting away while you’re all…