She’s the Kathryn Heigl to his Gerard Butler

I feel your pain.

It all boils down to “they shouldn’t be having sex.” Always.

“That’s not a claw. This! This is a claw.”

The mean girls/bully sketch made me laugh out loud.

How exactly is feeling it necessary to be strapped wherever you go NOT giving in to fear? I can't think of a more fear driven response than to feel that it is reasonable and necessary to be able to respond with deadly force every time you step out of your house.

Remember folks, if you have to wait even an hour for a device whose sole purpose is to kill other living things, then the terrorists win.

I read that the CP he was in possession of was of children under the age of 10/ of prepubescent children. I think this should warrant life in prison. And my truthful opinion- as the mother of a 4 year old little girl- possibly a firing squad.

One thing cannot be equally worse than another. It can be equally as bad. Or it can be worse. It cannot be both of those things simultaneously. Also, the Torah is a part of the Bible not a separate piece of literature, nor does it encompass the entirety of Jewish theology.

It’s really interesting how these quiver christian folk operate. No wonder the duggars are fucked up.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

Ugh. This is beyond gross, but not historically unprecedented.

As the mother of sons and daughters and grandmother to grandsons and granddaughters I can honestly say no one seems to have more fun with his penis than a little boy. I once walked into the living room and saw my three year old, naked and spraying piss in the air as he spun in a circle. Apparently he was inspired by a…

IMMEDIATLEY FELT A POP & LOST ERECTION

Well, you’re certainly doing masturbation wrong.

so disturbing... and yet I can’t stop staring.

Because you’re imagining it as a ridiculous porn fantasy where your imagination controls the way women talk and think about you and what they look like when this happens. Also you’re not imagining that any men are doing it.

I’ve said it elsewhere, but the last month or so, it’s gotten harder to push down that little voice inside me that wishes certain people would just remove themselves from this earth. It’s wrong to wish someone harm but Trump and these assholes make it easier.

I’m partial to “pro-forced birth.” Really hammers home the Handmaid-esque quality of these nuts.