*whip crack*

Om my gosh now I’m picturing my 80-year-old grandmother (who can walk just fine) riding around on one of those things rounding all these young men up like some kind of horny octogenarian sheepdog...

“does it to the ladies”? Hush. Say nothing. Use your mouth for something that makes sense.

If they’re blurring out all the boobs, why can I still see all the hosts’ faces?

Notice that they didn’t blur the butt, though.

Hey Texas.

To his credit, contracts aren’t in his wheelhouse; he’s not pretending to be a lawyer.

I 100% agree. Men should definitely have the ability to veto abortions, and it should happen as soon as they have the ability to get pregnant.

You’re right, people unfortunate enough to have food allergies should just be hermits and never go out anywhere ever. Right. Makes total sense.

What a pile of garbage. Also when people threaten suicide to manipulate I am a firm believer of calling 9-1-1 every time they try it. I find that to be such a disgusting way of trying to get your way. Fuck you dude.

All genders are equal, but some genders are more equal than others!

I’m a teacher. I was also once an adolescent girl. And this is fucking reprehensible. Like... I feel physically ill. I mean, yes, the poster itself is disgusting, but in a public school?? NO. Girls and women have this shit flying at them from every direction, all the time, in just about every social space (often…

“Forgive me please, but that’s what you get when you play with people’s emotions.”

“She was going to be killed by this guy some day, somehow. She didn’t have to die that night.”

So you’re saying that if I go to DC in a tight ass dress and am willing to blow some gross old conservatives I can bring about world peace, or at least like, stop them from trying to vilify abortions and women’s health?

the liberal media coming after conservatives

Silence yourselves and be quiet. Or I will call the Department of Redundancy Department!

Being smart enough to not jump into the wild animal exhibit? Those humans are crazy bastards, who knows what they’d do to you.

This guy can’t afford steaks on his pay? Maybe he should educate himself and get a better job. Boot straps!