"We're on edge because people are pissed at us for doing shitty things."

Listen guys. You might think it would be a good idea to warn young black kids to not do this to stay safe... but I'm told that ALSO makes the police really upset.

Jennifer. A responsible mom tells her young child she's just laughing her ass off over the toy because it looks like so much fun, then quietly removes the bizarre appendage from the packaging after said child is sound asleep on the floor. Responsible mom can then keep the doohickey to show her friends over cocktails…

I feel like there's information missing. Is the "crime" the fact the sanitary napkin didn't get thrown away properly, or is it that the factory expects menstruating women not to be working while menstruating?

I laughed out loud thinking about what a man-only train would look like. I definitely think they'd get pretty upset about the space. Also when dudes trying to dismiss it like "it's just a knee touching your knee" like okay let's see if that's how you feel after a month of man-to-man subway.

When you get right down to it, they always say, "Yeah, okay, it doesn't hurt, but they get sweaty and stick to a leg and it's uncomfortable." You know what else is sweaty and sticky and uncomfortable?Wearing a bra on a hot day. Menstruating. The balls of the guy who is sitting across from you and not spreading. Having…

Can we fucking stop with this shit? All this talk. All these articles about how sex can be great, suuure, without orgasms. ONE LITTLE DETAIL in all these articles though - almost all the women who don't come with their man are usually getting themselves off alone. I don't know about anyone else, but when I MASTURBATE,…

Creating a human being out of thin air?Seriously, that's preposterous, nobody would believe that... Now "virgin impregnated by a mythical figure (angel) on behalf of a God" on the other hand...

You people never stop struggling to find some phantom oppression with which to pretend-torture yourselves, do you?

I feel really bad for that poor shark. That is my takeaway from this insightful and well researched post.

You have to like the person you're with if you love them. And, more importantly, you need to have a foundation you can coast on when you don't like them at all— for a minute, for a day, maybe for a year.

Anything designed to make you pass out can kill you if not administered very carefully by someone who knows what they're doing. Mixing multiple tranquilizers and alcohol could easily cause you to fall asleep and never wake up. It's pure dumb *luck* this guy is 'just' an accused rapist and not an accused murderer as…

As everyone knows, children are raised only during working hours. And women don't work outside the home as well as inside the home. And men are very tired from doing all the work in a family.

These are men who consider themselves against sexual assault, and are shocked to find themselves accused of it.

Wow. C'mon, Jezebel, we are better than this.

I like this "whatever, I do what I want" Obama. He so clearly doesn't give a shit anymore, in the best of ways.

Friendship is fucking magic.

Everyone in the BDSM community already hates this shit and comments like these give us all the more reason to hate it and continue to fight the stigma.

i assume it's like 78% of all republican boners.

If he did it was probably a judgmental, sanctimonious boner. Yeah, that's a thing.