If you were a member of the Dale family, we'd have demanded to see it over Christmas dinner, or asked for a thorough description of the color and consistency of its contents.

I've never wanted therapy so bad in my entire life.

Didn't they already make a Christian S&M movie called The Passion of the Christ?

Clearly, we're picking a fight with Fifty Shades. We're not only picking a fight, we're picking a fight with the schoolground bully, likely to get our nose busted in two.

Oh jeez. Is 50 Shades even a romance? I haven't read it but my understanding was that it's a Stockholm Syndrome story.

Apparently the creator of our unfathomably vast cosmos is deeply obsessed with what we do with our genitals, and whether we say the right magic words beforehand. He allegedly created an entire realm of torture for people he doesn't like.

Eh, all part of the Christian right's usual martyrdom complex, like the "war on Christmas" and their complaints that they are being deprived of their "right" to discriminate against gay people. Instead of going to see 50 Shades, go to an LGBT film festival or take part in a celebration of one of the non-Christian…

More like a cynical attempt to cash in on the Christian film market that has proved quite lucrative despite such films being poorly received by critics. I doubt the creators earnestly care about 50 Shades of Grey, they merely understand there's a counter-market to profit from by making a cheap excuse of a movie. Which…

There is also no reason to shame people who have been "disgusting" in your personal opinion.

Says you.

I definitely wouldn't want to date someone who was rude to my cat. Actually, it depends on what is happening that is considered rude. Not wanting to pet my cat constantly? That's fine because I don't want to do that either. Are they telling my cat that her breath stinks and that her fur isn't pretty? RUDE.

"Your swearing is very unladylike?" Motherfucker. I once spent about 13 months co-located with a bunch of Army officers for my job. That was thirteen years ago, and I still to this day use the eff word like a comma. My husband does not care but prefers I tone it down around the kids, lest our son confront a daycare…

At a certain point, the fetus can have "rights" without trumping the rights of the woman.

I know a few Christians who have read the bible, they tend to be sweet, thoughtful people who believe everyone has the right to make their own choices as they have made theirs.

They tend to be very open minded and look to the church for fellowship and community. They also don't tend to talk about their beliefs much…

I am not very much pro-choice. I am completely pro-choice. I don't think a woman should ever be forced to undergo a procedure that will likely kill her to safeguard a fetus. If it is out in the world, it is a child. If it is in a womb, it is a fetus. In my world view, woman will always trump fetus.

I've tried to read the article twice and each time I have to stop because I feel like going into a screaming fit.

I had to Google it as I thought it was an acryonom. Get off my lawn.

"Needless to say: FACE."

I dunno, man. A 90 year old man that's been feeding the homeless for decades and continues to do so after being arrested for doing it after some new wanker law is imposed? Seems badass to me.

You're already a better Christian then any of these assholes.