Oh wow, someone is actually mansplaining mansplaining.

Who needs sewage treatment? If you have sufficient bootstrapping ability you will be impervious to cholera and dysentery. It is known.

I like this story because I think she balanced things nicely: want a real rainbow unicorn for a pet? That will never happen, try again. Want to be a flower girl? Sure, let's go for it. Some dreams are never going to come true; other dreams you can make come true if you put some effort into it.

I just laughed out loud. I can picture your little niece sitting there, seething, waiting in vain for your Big Announcement, and then finally just erupting with frustration.

Haha, that's incredible!

I was at a family dinner a few weeks ago and everything was fine, everyone getting along, chatting about mundanity. Then out of nowhere my 5 year old niece screetches at me, "I DON'T THINK YOU'RE EVER GETTING MARRIED!" I was like, what the eff? Now even the small children in the family are hassling me about this?! But…

My best friend had two flower girls at her wedding. One of them had always badly wanted to be a flower girl, and was gleefully scattering petals in her 30s, that being her first chance.

How cute you are with your "detach health insurance from employment, POOF like magic" thing you have going on.

So in the world we *actually* live in, where health insurance has not yet been decoupled from employment.... how is it tyrannical to ensure that people get the care they want and need via their own earned benefits without meddling by people who are not medical professionals and whose opinions about the effects of a…

How is this not distribution of child pornography?

I feel like you're being awfully glib about the beginning of the zombie apocalypse.

I like you.

This may seem like a silly question, but why is abstinence-only allowed to be taught as "sex-ed"?

The numbers reported by CNN represent one one-hundredth of one percent of the 300,000 people we have employed during this time period.

guns don't kill people, crazy people who can buy guns with out any difficulty kill people. "But if you want to kill someone not having a un won't stop you." True, but it's easier to crowd-control a family of seven with a gun than a broken beer bottle.

At least his Second Amendment rights are still intact. Because that's what's important these days.

Er, going to a party and getting drunk does not make someone a lesser person, even if they are underage.

It's true we don't know much else about Jada or her life, but we DO know she is handling all this very bravely and seeing someone like her stand up for herself could make other victims feel less alone and more able…

Troll harder, dickhead.

Write some letters and tell them how you feel, you CAN'T be the only Mom who has a little girl who is rough on her jeans. Start a petition. Do something! Little girls deserve good jeans too and the company probably just didn't even think about it.

And if the company writes you back saying little girls should be in…

I thought we'd settled on hobby lobby?