In related news, 4 men with the smallest penises in the world showed up at a local jack in the box to show off their huge guns.
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I love Johnny but I think the real star here is Tara. She looks amazing. The hair, the dress, the makeup and the hat is perfection.
A stripper-costume designer who has no problem exploiting the system for free chicken to feed to the animals at the shelter where she volunteers. I like the cut of her jib. Her doubtlessly tiny, be-sequined jib.
This is vile.
Literally zero civilizations have fallen due to homosxexuality. Zero. A more accurate signifier of instability is increasing income inequality, a marked and systemic difference in wealth and opportunity amongst the citizens. But if we address that, we might have to acknowledge that right-wing fiscal policy like…
Republicans spend an uncomfortable amount of time discussing anal. Like, a "should we leave you alone?" amount of time.
If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?
I agree there's no way of deterring someone from being a monster - and trust me, I do not feel bad for this guy, whatsoever.
Why all the attempts at doing it nicely, anyway?
I don't know if you're the only one, but it's a problem for me. In my experience, sexy times are over when HE is done. So it gets very frustrating to be with a two-stroke wonder all the time. In fact, I've had so much bad experience with this sort of thing, I confess, I'm a bit put off sex with another person because…
I love his name- Cliven Bundy. No novelist could have invented a more perfect name ever for a bigoted right-wing rancher. It rolls off the tongue: Cliven Bundy, Cliven Bundy, Cliven Bundy. It has echoes of 'cloven,' as in hoof, and of twin 'Bundys' - Ted, the serial killer and Al, of Married With children, with…
Do you know what the definition of a "bigot" is? Merriam-Webster defines it as:
Damn rights. The other day I was going to say something negative about The KKK, and I'll be darned if I didn't think to myself, "Who am I to discriminate and be bigoted towards those folks."
Seriously. Oh, you want small government that is laissez-faire about the economy and individual rights, but you also want to police the vaginas of every woman in America? You're anti-abortion but don't want to fund pre-school, schools, etc? Morons!
As a gay Alabamian, this news delights me more than I can express. It's nice to know that no matter how hard the bigots try to inflict their narrow views on the rest of the world, the good guys still find a way to light up the darkness.
Yeah. I have a PhD field in colonial American history. Scholars have been studying the constitution and the ideologies that went into it for over 120 years. Yeah. No one, not even experts who sit around researching and writing about colonial American history can agree what on the "founders" meant in the "originalist"…
What part of referring to black Americans as three fifths of a person is colorblind?
"...the lawyer tasked with defending California's Proposition 8 in the Supreme Court has announced his views on same-sex marriage "are evolving"...
Nice piece in the New Republic about this.