This whole thing is a Monty Python skit waiting to be written.

Rose are red, violets are blue /

The kind that leap out of the envelope and start groping your boobs, apparently. I usually find them right next to the ones that play music.

Disclaimer: I have nothing against Clinton per se, and I think the GOP is obnoxious. That being said...

Racist professional sports mascots.

So just to recap:

I assume that it's like any other organism threatened by an outside pathogen. It responds to eradicate that pathogen. There are now more women than men attending and graduating in higher education which means that the numbers of women in the workplace and in the public sphere will continue to grow. If you identify…

If you want to be literal, it has nothing to do with anything - it's clearly poetic allusion, and they clearly aren't talking about literal fruit or wheat. Context is important. The textual context is a (very long, and thus not quoted in its entirety) poem about love and desire, where various fruit are compared with…

We have a huge body of laws and policies intended to enforce the "sex is for repro only" idea—but when you consider how few people actually believe that (and how few of the ones who do are what you'd call sane), it's amazing that they're still around.

And the new slogan- "Virginia is for unimaginative lovers"

I'd initially been feeling bad for her and hoping that her husband has a cute young campaign manager who's keeping her busy while he's away.

Anyone know how I can register my lady parts as a corporation? Pretty sure that's the only way Republicans will leave them the fuck alone so I can do as I please with my body.

Putting a more positive spin on it...

I think the Court is deciding the federal bunnies issue next term.

oh...you mad you didn't get an invite to our abortion party? dang, must've gotten lost in the mail. don't worry, we have them every thursday. what's that...you don't want an abortion? then don't fucking get one, mind your own body and drink a nice cup of shut the fuck up you crazy fucking prick. but feel free to drop…

Begone, before someone drops a filibuster on YOU, too!

Creepfest Broadway musical? How the F is Into the Woods a creepfest? Geez.

Fox News introduces new cooking show in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Paul Ryan. PLEASE say that it's Paul Ryan. Jesus, if you're there, I promise I'll strongly consider believing in you if you make it be Paul Ryan.

If MRAs died after having sex, they'd probably get laid for once.