Uppity? Aren't you adorable. Look again. I wasn't replying to you.

I am militantly pro-choice and I am not against third trimester abortions. A woman seeking a third trimester abortion is desperate in a way that I can't even imagine. She didn't just wake up one day at the beginning of the 28th week and say to herself, "Gosh, I sure am sick of this pregnancy thing!" Perhaps her life…

Fortunately, they seem to amuse each other.

S'ok. When a friend posted it to her Facebook page yesterday, "Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. Fuckers." was all I could manage.

He will be making no further requests for visitation with his daughter. This, at least, is a good thing.

I'm curious - do you also ask the gross-footed mandal wearers to cover up? Politely?

Is your health insurance free? Because mine costs a shit-ton of money every month. How nice that it finally provides health-related services that I, a uterus owner, actually need in order to be competitive in the workforce.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Only one abortion clinic in the state of Wyoming, and it's in Jackson. Should I mention that Jackson is where Wyoming's richies live? Also, didn't stop the crazy-ass legislature from contemplating TRAP laws in the recent session. Fortunately, allowing silencers on hunting rifles proved more important.

Gee, here's a thought: since the universal cause of unintended pregnancy is semen, I propose that all pre-pubescent boys be required to undergo a reversible surgical procedure to render them sterile. This procedure will then only be reversed with a duly signed and notarized agreement from a man's legal wife that she…

I wonder if there is an evolutionary advantage to becoming pregnant with a rapist's baby? Perhaps women, raped by conquerors, were more likely to survive if they bore them children?

Here I thought this article was going to be about Greek yogurt-related flatulance causing global warming...

Now THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is a "side eye!"

LOL, my toddlers would have seen this and "Naked time! Woo hoo!" is all I would have heard before they started streaking.

I like Will Smith's movies, but I don't know that I would characterize him as " the biggest movie star in the world."

Oh my gosh, I wish I had thought of this! Hunting up the clothes, doing the hair, learning about these women...she'll remember doing this with her mother forever.

BioMom Onamatopoeia is similarly nuts. I'll probably send a Happy Day email tomorrow.

I cannot express to you how wowed I would be if one of my children cleaned my house. It's a pretty awesome thing to do.

Had the Queen just stepped on a Lego? And someone inconsiderately took her picture?