I’m wondering when the Covid-19 suicides will start. Probably they already have. Suicide rates have been going up for twenty years and they always spike during depressions and recessions. Forty-eight thousand people killed themselves intentionally in 2018. Unless there are some drastic changes it’s gonna be way more…

You and your husband are what made and make San Francisco so special. I’m so sorry-I wish I could wave a wand and change all of this. 

Jesus, Joan. This is both the most beautiful and most heartbreaking thing I’ve read in a long time.

This is the best thing you’ve ever written on Jezebel. Please stop writing about celebrities – you’re bad at it. Please stop writing about sex – you’re bad it. Please keep writing about your own life and about disenfranchisement and society – this is really good.

“[New music] helps me stay relevant. As silly as it sounds, even in my job as a police officer.”

Not only was he a cop (ACAB), but a cop with obnoxiously bad cop tattoos. He can go terrorize someone else with that shitty bro sleeve tat.

I hate shitty cops as much as the next person who has been incarcerated, but they aren’t all bad. Maybe Lana found her a nice cop. 

I completely agree with you, here. Lana can do much better than a cop. Thank goodness that relationship is history. I can proudly stan her again.

And, even more unimaginable, imagine if the Jez writer(s) knew an error had been perpetrated and chose to correct it immediately rather than being called out for it. Can you imagine? Nah, me neither.

Imagine all the Jez posts were proofread!

John LEGEND’S “Imagine”?

Is Affleck dating that young woman? Real talk: he looks like he could be her dad.

Cinnamon Sugar on buttered toast is tragically omitted from this list for no good reason. 

This very much depends on the bread. On a good piece of sourdough toast, nothing but butter. If the bread isn’t that great, sure, slather on the stuff.

Our design choices are always going to be limited by what’s available - so if midcentury modern minimalism is the thing, most of our homes are going to resemble that, at least a little, at least in part - but just create the spaces you enjoy, folks, and fuck all the rest. Just as it’s going out of style, we’re in the…

The more Jim Halpert brags about his marriage, the more I think they’re going to get divorced.

OHH Brother

It’s funny, because the song that’s been going around in my head is Rage Against The Machine’s “Wake Up”. Especially (bearing in mind I’m from the UK) the line “Hoover, he was a body remover”. Wondering how I can change it to fit Boris.

I have a co-worker out with a fever today.

Man, if only there was a way to workout at home without a Peloton.