I’ve already seen them come out.
However, if Warren is spoiling Bernie’s votes, Bloomberg is most definitely spoiling Biden’s. If you take Warren’s and Bloomberg’s respective votes and allot them accordingly, Biden would have swept all but California I believe.

Can’t wait for the knives to come out for Warren because Bernie’s defeat is obviously her fault.

My white sister up in Maine, who is generally left-leaning, young-ish, with a half white/black son who has very dark skin, will complain about how the police treat my nephew in one breath, and in the next breath will rail against immigrants/Mexicans and how they need to get out of the country, how evil they are, and…

vodka. its cheap. works better than the over priced gel.

I got about halfway through and found myself humming Macarena.

That’s my fun fact of the day, and I’m definitely going to find some way to bust that out during happy hour tonight. Thanks!

That is beautiful, and I will start using these terms.

I’m impressed she thinks her fans are that literate.

Shit, the dude is a plate of nachos, Flanders Style:

Putting aside my general bafflement at the existence of things like teen youtube influencers, I’m surprised to see that Skai Jackson wrote a book, instead of like, a blog.

Relax, it’s a harmless mild beer hipster. We get it, you only drink some microbrew released one week out of the year that requires a secret password to purchase.

Tom Brady is no sentient Italian hoagie. Those have some spice and character to them. He’s like a sentient loaf of white bread.

I’m frankly more concerned about the 62% who would buy that vile brew under some circumstances.

It is a weird phenomenon. The entire known history of the human race is at the touch of a few keys on a smartphone and yet no one seems to be interested in it.

Tempus fugit, Jer. About 15 years ago I took my visiting cousin, who was about 22, to a Manhattan restaurant and we were squeezed into a table next to Cyndi Lauper and a couple of her pals. I said hello and said, “Tight quarters here. I guess we’ll all be eating together.”

Wut? I Febreeze my bed all the time. Yes, I wash my sheets on the regular, but you aren’t washing your pillows (the actual pillow, you obviously was the case) every single time you wash your sheets I assume. Same with throw pillows if you have them. Plus I’ve got an upholstered headboard, so I spray that bad boy down,…

You must be new here. Florida man/woman stories are notorious for this.

Seems like maybe she should have checked it instead. 

It’s Florida. More like meth-fueled.

by the time they found him he was just carry on