EVERYTHING IS GARBAGE

I got in a solid 30 seconds of “well helooooo, Tarzan” before the horrible niggling part of me wondered where Tarzan gets trousers.

I’m more interested in how a proper woman in Victorian times (think Jane Austen novels era) would use a “bathroom” at a guest’s house. Elizabeth and Jane are visiting the Bingleys for tea and cake. Jane feels a rumble, she has to shit and soon. The carriage ride back home is like 2 hours long on bumpy roads. What do?…

My divorce will be finalized in the next month and I will be celebrating with some damned good champagne. Maybe a French 75 or two. It would be a shame to waste good champagne.

I CAME HERE TO SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT NICKI MINAJ. Also yes, to Missy Elliot!

...hip hop’s biggest feminist. Ok sure.

Alternatively: If he’s continually doing something that he knows you don’t like and doesn’t really seem to care that you don’t like it, then you should probably dump him because that will carry through to the rest of your relationship. It denotes a lack of respect and a relationship doesn’t function well when one…

No, staring at other women when you know your girlfriend ‘puts up with it’ makes you an asshole. And, generally, leering at any women in public does indeed make you an asshole.

I’m genuinely surprised about the amount of times I bring up a pretty lady and it turns out my boyfriend is eyeing pizza/dogs/games etc

Or just dump the asshole, because if you need to resort to MRA-lite tactics to stop him from being an asshole, then he’s not worth it.

I’m pretty sure I check out men and women a lot more than my partner. There have been at least two occasions when I said something about women in the park (not snarky, like “I love her outfit” or “I wonder if I could pull off that look”) and he’s not noticed her at all because he was looking at a dog. I just like…

I feel embarrassed to buy them now! Like I need to loudly proclaim that, "Actually, I need these for pickles! And jam! And other purposes for which they are intended! I am not a hipster" as I am purchasing them. Oddly, this does not make me feel less embarrassed.

who is this?

YES, THIS. I think circumstances play a really big part in whether this is okay or not.

Yes to all of that. My boyfriend has a friend who has her own boyfriend, but is so obviously in love with mine and I hate it when she comes around. I really don’t want them hanging out together alone, not so much because I don’t trust him, but because I feel like she doesn’t respect me or my relationship with my…

It’s both. I’ve had that partner and I should have ditched him long ago. Someone who purposefully maintains “friendships” like that to feed their ego is a bad person and you’re better off without them. That person will always prove you right.

Does it make a difference if the person in question has the hots for your partner? Maybe it’s just me, but when that person would be SO down in case my partner ever wanted some extracurriculars, I feel like it’s a hard pass for me. His friends don’t have to be my friends, but they do need to have a basic respect for…

Why is everyone always having Gatsby-themed birthday parties and weddings? That book is about terrible people being terrible! All of Gatsby’s fabulous parties are just a cover for his miserable, lonely life built on a foundation of lies! It is not an aspirational tale!

I don’t get it. Do I want to get it?

My head keeps trying to figure out the logistic of this even through I keep telling it not to. Does he have super long monkey arms? Is there another person holding the camera under the balls? I want to stop think about this.