You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

You’re just fishing for stars now.

Get it? ‘Cause Marlins?

/Commits seppuku

Good cat, that Gianclawrlo.

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

Actually I have luscious long curly hair at the moment, but I like jokes. Me and Bron have nothing in common because I am mortal.

Lions, Mofos. Daegu REPRESENT!!!!!!

First Take a Bunch of Painkillers

“SKELLLLLAAAAA!!!”

Appropriate use of gif.

Arizona doesn’t observe day light savings time so I can see how he got confused.

Ty Unlawfulson.

Ah, so this is where the phrase “Ty one on” came from.

+1 neck (protected)

If we’re going to shit on anyone who has a change of heart on social issues and question their motives, can we just admit that we’re more concerned with performative righteous indignation than in making the world better?

Nate wasn’t quite sure what to do, then a brilliant idea suddenly donged on him.

I have a feeling that my performance would improve by having sex with Kate Upton.

Less visits to the mound.

Fittest president since Taft - Harold Bornstein

Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.