AHL affiliate coach Doug Goofus promoted to take the head coaching gig.

It’s unfortunate that Anaheim already hired Coach Goofus.

Bob #1: What’s your job title?

They just look that way because Reid is incapable of hurrying

Not sure about eastern Canada, but here on the west coast we dont even have high school football. It’s basketball, hockey, curling, co-ed snow shovelling, ice dancing, and competitive apologizing.

They tired of being called “Hey Fuckface, get some glasses!”

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

Dawkins is out the rest of the game with a hyperextended third leg.

They held a touching tribute ahead of the game as all of the Bearcats players exited the tunnel with their dicks out.

Doug should realize everyone would be expecting a slant from Bevell.