You feral baby carrot nibbler. Have you no shame?

I believe the most common creative use of lego is when you leave them on the floor to deter barefoot burglars.

Victors sweater made him omen creepy

This. After a couple of actual squirts of water, all I have to do is pick up the bottle and point it at them. No more squirting required.

My cat just loves sitting on sandpaper.

My dog ate three copies of the most recent Song of Ice and Fire mainly because he's an asshole.

This is very disturbing because I don't have an unlimited data account. I have no problem with static ads, but ads that automatically suck mobile data bandwidth should not be allowed.

And somewhere in the far, far future when they grow old and die as do all people eventually, the funeral consist of one person releasing the other into a pond...

Those switches are on fire!

Be careful following those links. I first saw this next Tuesday, clicked, and now I'm back here.