I’ve always been Team Fancypants. She’s the best OC housewife for sure.

THIS. Oh, depression is a bitch. As is his loyal bro, Anxiety. Hanging out with you in the middle of the night, saying “You know what would be fun? If we went through EVERY THING YOU’VE EVER DONE WRONG IN YOUR LIFE and talk about why it means you’ll become an unloved bag lady!” Also, spiders.

In (life) (I) care more about what’s wrong with (me) than what’s right. Thank you very much severe depression. I would hate you so much but really, you have been such a loyal and constant companion. But I do need a break every now and again so I am going to swallow this zanax and go to sleep. Don’t be mad!! You’re…

It wouldn’t even be the biggest scandal Harry himself has ever faced.

Yes, they’re all trashy. If it really bothered me, I wouldn’t watch any of them. Some storylines shine brighter than others, though. I like the turn that the Meghan/Shannon relationship took. I like when we’re seeing them do well with their relationships, business, home, etc. I would watch the hell out of a Dubrow…

Who is Jenny Lewis?