I JUST visited a place in Canada that does exactly that! it’s fed from three different sources and the different water levels allow it to flow in different directions.

while we can roll our eyes and shrug our shoulders because, duh, Texas this is a more serious problem and not limited to this one state. Due to the way k-12 educational material is purchased, many (mostly Southern and Midwestern)states purchase during Adoption cycles, wherein a whole state buys books for a particular…

Now I’ll never know how Freddy Krueger was able to wipe his ass.

How does Freddy Krueger wipe his ass?

All four detectives who shot him were placed on administrative leave, which is customary. Belmar said none of them were wearing body cameras.

Marge: How are we going to get those hicks out of our house?

Kind of looks like Bababooey from The Howard Stern Show.

She’s like Roger from American Dad when he pretends to be a woman.

Drew, why are you always shitting on your hands?

So it’s a Creationist parable?

So the guitar player needs a special shield to protect himself from Adam Levine’s douchiness?

Laughing so hard at this. HOW FUCKING DIFFICULT IS IT TO REMEMBER WHAT YOU HAD FOR LUNCH?!?

Dennis, there’s some lovely filth down here

yep, saw this. So good.

I guess this is to say that while you’re busy deleting Facebook friends for saying things like “getting plastic surgery isn’t bravery,” just remember that it could be much, much worse.

I SAID BAGGY TROUSERS!!!

Just go with the joke, Pal.

I first read “former Virginia degenerate...”

JetBlue offers free Wi-Fi service (cloyingly titled Fly-Fi).

And also not be an asshole who wears $270 Prada sandals to a pedicure and gets indignant if they’re damaged. Wear a goddamn pair of flip flops, you rich idiot.